Police show up informing me I need to register my location and may pay a fine for not doing it earlier.
Toilet overflows at same time I go to police station.
Police need copy of ID from landlord. Go home.
Ten Chinese people form an angry mob about the toilet situation. The laowai is bad!
Dog needs a walk.
Girlfriend needs a little emotional support.
Computer broken.
Behind on work.
Late to work.
Too many things at once. Yet people walk up to me and expect I can instantly drop whatever I am doing.
I want a Tshirt of a clown juggling eggs on a unicycle, and someone asking a favor of them.
