Yup, that's a fish. Animal rights groups are in an uproar. Wearable pets is a little inhumane and just isn't a good idea, but this gets me thinking....
Quick! Help me do some hip crowdfunding for wearyourpets.com - It's time to embrace our fashion future! At my website, you can buy a fashionable accessory 'bird walk' that just sits on your shoulders, giving your bird the luxury experience of walking completely around you head. Yes, that's a full 360 degree bird walk. It will also have a designer poop chute that's actually a teflon cloak so bird shit just slides right onto your floor...
You know, I thought that purse-doggies were a bad idea, but now I'm thinking we should probably just sell purses with the doggies ALREADY INSIDE of them. A masterful pairing of pootch and handbag, come to 'Doggiebag'. My best customers will be trophy wives who are paired with sports cars and big hair. Come on people, let's EVOLVE your fashion. You're so drab! Oh, you need a purse doggie!
I hate high fashion... A picture is worth a thousand angry words right now.
Yo dude, we're gonna go clubbing. You coming? Yeah, lemme put this... thing in my mouth and get that funny hat. Yeah, I'm going to pick up chicks now.
True fashion... makes you look good, elegant. It wraps you in a layer of beauty and sophistication. Not vulgar.
After your poor victims complete their cat walks and return home, they put on some real clothing suitable for public... and they look well enough dressed that they could attract a member of the opposite sex or at least not embarrass their friends by being seen together. At that point, they become fashionable, and they are ready to be seen... but who sees them then, the show's already over.
High Fashion. Rather than my eyes being opened in any way or being attracted due to some kind of beauty and creativity, I want to look away in revulsion. If I ever was directing a movie and I needed something terrible for a nightmare sequence, I do believe that I would hire a graduate of St Martins fashion university.
